Being That Guy

without a doubt i know that more than once in my life someone has looked at me and thought " ...just like that guy..."

Camilla is so punk rock…

5had a baby… yep. its pretty intense. I know that everyone says that they have such a beautiful baby, and 90% of the time thats true because babies are really cute, but my baby really is beautiful. right now since shes so young, she mostly just sleeps, eats and poops. like me. shes such a little ham too. 8lbs 12 oz! thats more than a gallon of milk. she just lays there and makes crazy faces and loads diapers and has us wrapped around her finger 4 days in. being a father doesnt feel too different. except i havent even cared to watch tv in the past 4 days. except today. Today The Notebook played over and over on Oxygen Network. im halfway through my 3 go around. i dont want to go back to work though. ive been spending every waking moment with this little fuzzy midget and itll be strange not being around her.  such a deal. Baby is sleeping, mommy is sleeping, and now its my turn

Dear Silicone Valley

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i will not go quietly into the night

Having a baby is like…

im 2 weeks out from having a baby and i couldnt be more excited. my wife is already past 37 weeks so now it just a lot of waiting. i am so stoked to meet my baby. its crazy that i made a baby. its happens every minute of every day all around the world, but its just nuts. a human being is cooking away inside of my wife. after all sorts of madness and definites that were tossed away we nailed down a name. weve got the crib set up and the carseat installed the clothes are washed and the diapers are stacked and waiting to be filled with shit. i know that im going to be a great father. so all of this waiting is like December 1st coming and then you count every hour until Christmas day, unless your jewish, in which case you count everything.

im also pretty happy that we did this the right way. I know people get pregnant every day and nobody is really doing this the wrong way, but people are doing it the wrong way. Hate me if thats how you feel, but i have some strong opinions on relations. If your not married then you shouldnt be having any children. Kids out of wedlock is just a recipe for child support. in my experience, i see the taxes being taken out of my paycheck going to support a bunch of white trash and their accidents. thats fucked up but its true. People should be financially stable and emotionally stable. if your piece of shit boyfriend knocks you up and bails on you minimum wage ass, having that baby is not what you should be doing.  

After being a dick, i just am so excited about my baby coming soon. i know that im pretty much going to spoil her with love, affection and gifts all my life. and i hate seeing people who not only cant afford to do those things, but dont want to do those things because their child is a burden not a gift. Someone told me about a girl they knew that was completely supported by the state. Her rent, groceries, cell phone, and gas and electric were all paid for by the state. The girl was pregnany and due either the end of december beginning of january. the girl wasdoing everything she could to have the baby before January 1st so she could claim the baby on her taxes and get more money. thats fucked up. using a child as an asset instead of the gift it is. A lot of people suck ass and im really glad that im not one of them. However reading this would lead people to believe that i am an ass but it is what it is. 

Raging Almostholic

i am more than pumped with where i am in life. While at the same time it feels like im nowhere in my life. im very happily married with a baby on the way, working the same job i had when i was 18. It seems as though all the great things ive wanted to do or had the opportunity to do became “almosts” because i enjoy instant gratification. i dont think im unhappy because im way to happy all the time. i just see all of my old friends graduating college doing what they want and im stuck doing what i have to. and by the way FUCK the parents who pay full ride for their kids tuition.